<< << OUR ODE
TO LEO
>>The Golden Globes were on
last night,
>They were very bad.
>Leo and Kate did not win,
>It made us very sad.
>>We saw Titanic in the past
few weeks,
>It was pretty groovy.
>Leonardo was in it,
>Which made it the best movie.
>>Kate was at the awards last
night,
>She looked about 44.
>She was popping out of her
dress,
>Which made her look like
a whore.
>>Leo sat beside her,
>He seemed very shy.
>Though in real life,
>He is definately [sic] the
hottest guy.
>>He lives with his mother,
>Although he's 23.
>It made us sad,
>When Kate dropped him in
the sea.
>>Kate's fiancee,
>She did ditch.
>We would have saved Leo,
>Unlike that stupid bitch.
>>Leo drew Kate completely
naked,
>Lying on a bed.
>The whole time we were watching
we thought,
>"God, I wish that was Leo
instead."
>>In every one of his movies,
>He really was a star.
>With his kissing skills,
>We knew he would go far.
>>Leonardo is such a babe,
>He really is a hottie.
>We love his eyes and his
hair,
>Don't forget his sexy body.
>>This concludes our poem,
>About the hottest guy on
earth.
>If you haven't seen Titanic,
>Go for what it's worth.
>>If you send this poem to
seven friends,
>In a couple days.
>A Leo is going to come to
you, >> |
Okay, i admit that it is probably
suicide, placing an editorial about a fan poem on a page about that person,
but that poem makes me nauseous.
Alright, let's start with that awful
dissing of Kate.
>Kate was at the
awards last night,
>She looked about
44.
>She was popping
out of her dress,
>Which made her
look like a whore.
Come off it. Kate Winslet is a terrific
actress, and she wasn't popping out of her dress. Why would the authors
of this poem feel the need to diss Kate so readily? Yeah, she really
looked like a whore. What the hell is that? Jealousy?
And gee, now it's time to rob Titanic
of its climactic scene and touch of reality.
>Kate's fiancee,
>She did ditch.
>We would have
saved Leo,
>Unlike that stupid
bitch.
Oh no! She didn't save Leo's life!
How horrible! How the hell was Rose supposed to save Leo? Suddenly
magically pull out a sweater and a space heater from her cleavage??
How about some ambrosia and nectar while she's at it?
Alright, idiotic star-lust time!
>Leo drew Kate
completely naked,
>Lying on a bed.
>The whole time
we were watching we thought,
>"God, I wish that
was Leo instead."
>In every one of
his movies,
>He really was
a star.
>With his kissing
skills,
>We knew he would
go far.
>Leonardo is such
a babe,
>He really is a
hottie.
>We love his eyes
and his hair,
>Don't forget his
sexy body.
>This concludes
our poem,
>About the hottest
guy on earth.
>If you haven't
seen Titanic,
>Go for what it's
worth.
Anyone that writes crap like that ANYWHERE,
be it a poem, a website, a diary, or a letter... they deserve to be shot.
Its just pathetic, and i hope whoever writes that kinda crap learns to
OPEN UP THEIR EYES and notice that everyone around them is laughing at
them!
I don't know who the author is of this poem,
but there is just one word to describe it: PATHETIC. |
