CUZ NO ONE LIKES YOU, MONKEY BOY!

  
Aw, come on, we know Jimmy's not dumb.  He can speak perfectly well!

Alright people, this page was created to speak out for our little nut job, Jimmy Pop Ali, of Bloodhound Gang.
Now, you better realize this isn't a Bloodhound Gang site.  You won't find any lyrics here, except maybe the occasional quote to illustrate Jimmy's insanity (or lack thereof).  I don't have sound clips or album info, or tour dates... no nothin like that.  I simply noticed that there weren't any Jimmy Pop web sites out there, so i decided to create one!  :)  When i originally made this page, i didn't have Use Your Fingers.  I just got it the other day, so soon i'm gonna add some stuff about it, k?  Sorry this page suck so badly.

 
(my favorite pic)

Enjoy!

The thing some people don't seem to realize is that almost ALL the bloodhound gang stuff practically was written by Jimmy (and Daddy Long Legs on Use Your fingers), with a little help from Lupus sometimes.  Man, this dude is a genius... of course, no one else agrees with me...
One thing i've noticed Jimmy is proabably best at is lookin like a dumbass (no offense, Jimmy).  Look at the pic below for an example:
actually, this is more of him making a fool of himself (which he is also pretty damn good at).
I suppose this is more like it:
do you agree?

But check out these funky pics:

grr.  the asshole that had this pic before me had the nerve to take a magic marker to it (speaking metaphorically of course) and practically destroyed the picture!!  same with the two below.



i seem to have a lot of pictures with him in that black shirt (or is it blue?) with the red stripe.
What is that tag around his neck, anyway?  Or is it on a zipper?  And what's the deal with that Mack Truck hat?  He never parts with it practically!

He has the WEIRDEST lip shape.
weirder than Tori Amos's (funny lip shape, get it you ears with feet out there?)
Anyway, check out his mouth in this one:
whaddya think?

go here for an interview with Jimmy.
(interview stolen from:  http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/4142/index.html )

Jimmy's BIO:

Name: Jimmy Pop Ali 
(i think his real name is Jimmy Franks)
Date Of Birth: August 27, 1972
Eye Color: Green (Both Of Them)
Hair Color: Brown
Hometown: Trappe, PA
Favorite Bands: Depeche Mode 
Rentals 
Nerf Herder 
Mentors
Favorite Color: Navy Blue
Favorite Foods: Cheese Hot Dogs With Mustard
Likes: Himself 
"The Howard Stern Show"
Dislikes: Birkenstocks 
Water Aerobics 
Probably You
Quote: "Navy Blue is my favorite color."

But i swear, the man is a genius.  Alright, so i have to admit, "All Your Friends are Make Believe" is kinda pathetic, but don't you just love the rhythm and lyrics of, say, "Shutup" or "Boom"?  Come on, admit, he makes anybody smile!  Well, he makes me smile, in any case.  i would suggest listening closely to some of the stuff he does... it kicks ass...

Another thing i love about this little crotch goblin is his accent... has anyone else noticed that?
i dunno, it's just the way he says certain things:


 Can someone please answer this question:
what the hell do these guys have against New Jersey??  I don't live there or anything, i'm just curious.
Was Jimmy born there or something?
Also, is that a digeridoo (sp?) at the end of "Boom"?

Well, it's about time i was signin' off.  I'll just leave you folks with one final comment:
EVERYBODY LIKES YA, MONKEY BOY!


Toodles, folks.  I hope you enjoyed looking at my page as much as i enjoyed making it!  Have a killer day!
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This page last updated: 3-14-98

Pictures etc. on this page taken from:
Bloodhound Gang Online: Artificial Cerebral Palsy
Danny's Bloodhound Gang Page
Wilma Spotlights Bloodhound Gang